Procrastination perfected; thank you, Internet!

It's finals time and I have a (no more than) 10 page paper due tomorrow and another due next Wednesday. This is why I studied engineering as an undergrad: no papers! Or at least if there were, I was just writing up stuff I'd done, with no worries about citations or research or anything.

I've got the supplies: snacks, diet Coke, paper, pens, word processing, ideas, even; now I guess I just have to write...