An Open Apology

To anyone on my block who may have been awakened by the sustained beeping of my car's horn at 6 am this morning. In my efforts to get myself, my gym bag, my water, work stuff, and glass of juice into the car without spilling, I accidentally pressed the panic button on my keys. I am very sorry.

(On the up side, I caught the attention of the paper delivery guy, who will hopefully start throwing the paper on the porch rather than on the walkway on the side of the house.)