All the cool kids are identifing themselves with music. Here's my 10,000 Maniacs version:

1. Are you male or female? I'm not the Man

2. Describe yourself. Scorpio Rising

3. How do some people feel about you? How You've Grown

4. How do you feel about yourself? Like the Weather

5. Describe your boyfriend. Candy Everybody Wants

6. Where would you rather be? The Painted Desert

7. Describe what you want to be. Tolerance

8. Describe how you live. Eat for Two

9. Describe how you love. Don't Talk

10. Share a few words of wisdom. These are Days..