Potty Mouth

My office shares a rest room with the other offices in the building: a real estate office, a consumer marketing firm, and a dentist's office. I could never go to the dentist next door: every time I'm in the ladies and I see someone in a white coat I'm extremely conscious about how much time she spends washing her hands. I like to maintain the illusion that my dentist and hygenists don't really ever use the rest room.